You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...