The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...