I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...