Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...