My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.