If Dell ran Christmas…
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The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
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What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
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Ken: So Mr. President…
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I’ll use my seeing eye dog
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A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
yesterday’s coffee
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Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
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