Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...