Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced