Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
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Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Valid identification
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