Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...