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This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
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