Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...