If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...