What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...