How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
The Feline Diet
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Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...