Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...