A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity