How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...