New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...