Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...