Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...