New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Real flight announcements
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God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Emacs acronyms
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A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...