Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...