Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Thinnest Books
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The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
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