What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...