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Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
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Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
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Have a Microsoft Christmas
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Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...