What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Blonde quickies 101-120
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A young naval student
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Getting in an accident
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Cyber lingo for rednecks
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Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
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Vocal jokes
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Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Finding half an apple!
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