Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.