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The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...