The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...