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A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
A bet made at the local bar
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The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
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A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Very stupid robbers
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How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...