New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...