A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!