keep flies out of the kitchen
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You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Husband 1.0
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97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...