Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...