Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...