Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...