Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.