Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...