The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...