I’m gaining weight doctor
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You know you’re in the wrong church when…
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Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
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Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
A DAY OFF
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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
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