What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Real opcodes
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Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...