Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.