Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...