fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...