A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
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Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...