Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Illiterate?
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A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.