Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...