Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...