Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...